Most of you don't know that I have 
Rheumatoid Arthritis.  The reason you don't know this is because I have a great doctor and effective medicines that I fortunately tolerate well.  The one side effect from my medicines that got annoying was loosing my hair.
I used to have hair like this:
Now I have hair more like this:
To regrow my hair, I started using this:
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| magic  hair regrowth serum | 
     About five weeks ago I started my regimen.  Every night and every morning I put one dropper full of Rogaine on my scalp.  The liquid is thin like water which means that instead of it staying on the top of my head (because I don't have enough hair to keep it up there), it sometimes runs down my forehead and the sides of my face like so:
     Now, I'm supposed to clean off any rogue Rogaine so I don't experience unwanted hair growth, but I did the math.  I've already been applying magic hair regrowth serum for five weeks.  I have seven more weeks until Halloween.  The way I figure it, if I let Rogaine run it's course, I could have a seriously kick ass Halloween costume:
    Hubs and I think I could totally rock this new 'do so I am taking my chances because this is what I call perfect timing.