Crushing on the New Kid on the Block

Closest to my age

Most attainable, practical

Cuter than school boys

Joey McIntyre

I'm responding in haiku form to Mel and Michelle's second Ketchup with us prompt:

Tell us in 57 words or less about your biggest celebrity crush from childhood.

I look back now and laugh at my reasoning.

If I met NKOTB, Joey would have been the only one young enough for me to date.

As if that would have been the only obstacle to my hooking up with him.

Dear Great Aunt Betty

Because you loved your married childless life, you told me all the time to not have children.

"Travel" you said.

Blarney Castle - Ireland

"Enjoy life" you said.

para sailing - Ka'anapali, HI

"Have fun" you said.

I took most of your advice.

I'm answering a writing prompt from Mel at According to Mags and Michelle at Old Dog New Tits
"Tell us in 57 words or less the best advice you have ever received
from someone older than you or that you admire."

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